Tag Archives: grooming
Razor Laughs
In land of beards, I’m stuck in a rut, Constantly shaving, I can’t keep up. Razor in hand, I battle the scruff, But grows back fast, it’s really tough. I envy those with effortless charm, Their beards so neat, causing … Continue reading
Posted in poetry
Tagged beard envy, clean-shaven, comedy, daily shaving, facial grooming, facial hair, grooming, humorous poem, poems, poetry, Razor Laughs, shaving, smooth face, wordplay
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Stubble: The Perfect Amount of Scruff or Just Laziness?
Are you tired of the clean-shaven look? Bored of your baby face? Look no further than the hotly debated trend of stubble. Some argue that a little bit of scruff adds an air of roughness and masculinity to any man’s … Continue reading
Posted in fashion, health
Tagged advice, facial hair, fashion, grooming, stubble, Stubble: The Perfect Amount of Scruff or Just Laziness?, trend, wisdom
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If you go through more than 3 razors a month…
… You might not need better blades. You might be from Krypton.
I tried what women call “getting ready for bed”…
…and woke up with a tiny vagina inside me. Surprisingly, worth it.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged bed, bed rituals, getting ready, grooming, humor, jokes, men, sex, surprises, vagina, women
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I’ll tell you what, you stop complaining about my family…
…and I promise to stop clipping my nails in bed. That’s fair, right?
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