Monthly Archives: May 2023
The Fine Line Between True Crime Enthusiasm and Criminal Intent
True crime is having a moment. From podcasts to documentaries to books, there seems to be an insatiable appetite for all things related to serial killers, kidnappings, and unsolved mysteries. But while many people enjoy diving into the dark side … Continue reading
Crispy
Oh sweet and crispy waffles in the morn, How lovely is thy golden hue and form, Thy aroma wafts so tempting and forlorn, Tis hard to resist thy seductive charm. With butter, syrup, thou art divine, A breakfast treat that … Continue reading
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Tagged breakfast, butter, Comfort Food, Crispy, delicious, fluffy, golden, morning delight., poem, poetry, syrup, waffles, wordplay
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The Berry Expensive Trend: Debunking the Hype Around Japanese Strawberries
Have you heard about the latest trend in the fruit world? No, not avocado toast, we’re talking about the berry expensive Japanese strawberries! These plump and juicy berries have been making headlines for their exorbitant prices, with some selling for … Continue reading
Fool Juice
Watered-down and thin,Skim milk, an imposter drinkGive me cream or go.
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Tagged cream, dairy industry, dairy products, food and drink, Fool Juice, haiku, healthy eating, milk alternatives, nutrition, poem, poetry, skim milk, wordplay
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The Philandering Gene: Is Cheating in Our DNA or Just a Bad Habit?
Have you ever wondered if infidelity runs in the family? Is there a “cheating gene” that some of us are born with? Or is it just a learned behavior that we pick up from our surroundings? First, let’s talk about … Continue reading
Woofing
Dashing dogs doze in dog parks, Tails tapping, tongues talking, Pups panting, people praising, Green grassy ground, gleaming in the sun. Friends frolic freely, fur flying, Paws pounding paths, playfully prancing, Owners observing, overjoyed, Barks booming, bouncing back and forth. … Continue reading
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Tagged canine companionship, Community, Dog parks, exercise, furry friends, outdoor activities, pet ownership, playtime, poems, poetry, socialization, Woofing, wordplay
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The Ultimate Guide to Winning the Check Battle at Restaurants
Ah, the age-old battle of who pays the check at a restaurant. It’s a time-honored tradition that has caused countless awkward moments, passive-aggressive gestures, and outright fights among friends and family. But fear not, dear reader, for I have compiled … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, check battle, dining, family, friends, Humor, restaurant, satire, The Ultimate Guide to Winning the Check Battle at Restaurants, wisdom
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Swirly
Cinnamon buns, breakfast bliss Soft swirls of spice, sweetly kissed Gooey glaze, golden glow Aromatic allure, oh don’t you know Tempting treat, tantalizing taste Sinfully satisfying, sugary embrace Fluffy folds, fragrant and fine Indulging in them, oh so divine Cinnamon’s … Continue reading
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Tagged alliteration, bakery, breakfast, cinnamon, delicious, dessert, Indulgence, pastry, poems, poetry, sweet, Swirly, wordplay
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Sibling Rivalry: The Ultimate Showdown of the Family Circus
If you grew up with siblings, you know that nothing can spice up a family dynamic like a good old-fashioned rivalry. Whether it’s over who gets the biggest slice of pizza or who gets to ride shotgun, sibling rivalries can … Continue reading
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