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If you go through more than 3 razors a month…
… You might not need better blades. You might be from Krypton.
I tried what women call “getting ready for bed”…
…and woke up with a tiny vagina inside me. Surprisingly, worth it.
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Tagged bed, bed rituals, getting ready, grooming, humor, jokes, men, sex, surprises, vagina, women
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Some women choose men like they choose shoes…
…sure they’re uncomfortable, stuffy and a borderline pain in the ass, but they do look good with them.
Beauty lies within…
…but beauty lies keep up appearances and the sexes at bay.
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Tagged beautiful, beauty, beauty secrets, humor, men, white lies, women
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Ladies, we haven’t gotten better at communicating…
…We’ve just gotten better at texting and deleting first drafts before hitting send.
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Tagged communicating, humor, marriages, men, relationships, sex, women
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Things We Men Need To Do For Women Now
Stop farting in bed. You may love us, and put up with it, but that doesn’t make it okay. Stop breaking up via text. There’s a reason why we have the balls and you have the ovaries. We should exercise … Continue reading
Knowing a woman’s patterns doesn’t make you a genius…
…But it sure lets you know when you should duck.
You Can Wear My Shirt, Just Don’t Wear My…
The first time a girl ever put on my shirt after we made love was when I was in my 20s. Ska was still popular, Pearl Harbor was the #1 movie in the country, and I was in relationship bliss. … Continue reading
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Tagged clothes, men, relationships, sex, shirts, underwear, women
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