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Turkey Time
On Thanksgiving Day, we gather ’round with glee,For turkey and stuffing, family harmony.Uncle Ben wields the carving knife with flair,While Auntie Sue’s gravy boat takes to air. The kids tug the wishbone with all their might,Pies disappear before the end … Continue reading
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Tagged celebration, family, feast, funny poem, gathering, gratitude, holiday, Humor, poems, poetry, thanksgiving, turkey, Turkey Time, wordplay
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Tiny Tots and Gigantic Gadgets: Navigating the Treacherous Waters of Screen Time
Ah, the eternal conundrum of modern parenting: how much screen time should we bestow upon our beloved little rascals? It’s a topic that triggers emotions faster than a toddler on a sugar rush. Fear not, for we shall embark on … Continue reading
The Ultimate Guide to Winning the Check Battle at Restaurants
Ah, the age-old battle of who pays the check at a restaurant. It’s a time-honored tradition that has caused countless awkward moments, passive-aggressive gestures, and outright fights among friends and family. But fear not, dear reader, for I have compiled … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Informative
Tagged advice, check battle, dining, family, friends, Humor, restaurant, satire, The Ultimate Guide to Winning the Check Battle at Restaurants, wisdom
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The Unpopular Truth: Why Your Parents Have a Favorite Child (And It’s Not You)
Ah, siblings – the bane of our existence, and the source of our greatest childhood memories. From sharing toys and clothes to fighting over the last slice of pizza, siblings can make our lives a living hell or an absolute … Continue reading
Uncle-ing like a Pro: 5 Tips to Avoid Being the ‘Terrible Uncle’
Being a terrible uncle is a lot like being a terrible anything else – it’s not a good look. You know you’re doing it wrong when your nieces and nephews run in the opposite direction when they see you coming. … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, family, Humor, parenting, relationships, tips, uncle, Uncle-ing like a Pro: 5 Tips to Avoid Being the 'Terrible Uncle', wisdom
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The Quiet of the Season
The day after Christmas, A time of rest and cheer, The decorations put away, The tree now disappears. The gifts are all unwrapped, The family gatherings done, The joy and laughter shared, The fun and cheer won. But as the … Continue reading
Posted in poetry, Writing
Tagged Christmas, family, gratitude, holiday, love, poem, reflection, The Quiet of the Season
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The Most Important Holiday Tradition You’re Probably Forgetting: Calling Your Loved Ones
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless you’re a Grinch who has forgotten to call their loved ones during the holiday season. Don’t be that Grinch! Here are five hilarious (okay, maybe not hilarious but definitely important) reasons … Continue reading
“Why You Should Embrace the Pain in the Ass-ness of Your Family”
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting at yet another family gathering, trying to ignore your annoying cousin’s constant prattling on about their latest vacation. Or maybe you’re dealing with your mom’s constant nagging about your job prospects (or lack thereof). … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Informative, Musings
Tagged advice, family, growing pains, Thoughts, time, wisdom
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So, I Got Laid Off. Now What?
It’s like the 5 stages of grief. As a refresher, the stages are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. I drift between them like some sort of non-linear movie like PULP FICTION — I can’t believe it happened, I’m exceptionally … Continue reading
Posted in Computing, Family, Humor, Informative, Media, Tech, Uncategorized, Writing
Tagged family, grief, humor, jobs, layoffs, passions, perseverance, work, workaholism, writing
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