Tag Archives: women
You haven’t passed a milestone in parenthood…
…until your young child asks,”What is that woman doing with that popsicle?”
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged growing up, humor, innocence, jokes, kids, parenthood, popsicles, questions, sex, sexual, women
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I tried what women call “getting ready for bed”…
…and woke up with a tiny vagina inside me. Surprisingly, worth it.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged bed, bed rituals, getting ready, grooming, humor, jokes, men, sex, surprises, vagina, women
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Some women choose men like they choose shoes…
…sure they’re uncomfortable, stuffy and a borderline pain in the ass, but they do look good with them.
Beauty lies within…
…but beauty lies keep up appearances and the sexes at bay.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged beautiful, beauty, beauty secrets, humor, men, white lies, women
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The longer it takes a woman to put on makeup…
…the faster she wants you to take it off.
Ladies, we haven’t gotten better at communicating…
…We’ve just gotten better at texting and deleting first drafts before hitting send.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged communicating, humor, marriages, men, relationships, sex, women
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I still argue that a girl that drives you crazy…
…Is better than a girl that’s ACTUALLY crazy.
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