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The Art of Friend Theft: A Hilariously Sneaky Guide
Ah, the world of friendships! It’s a magical place where people come together, laugh, cry, and, apparently, swipe friends right from under each other’s noses. Yes, my dear readers, we’re about to dive into the peculiar phenomenon of friend theft. … Continue reading
The Ultimate Guide to Winning the Check Battle at Restaurants
Ah, the age-old battle of who pays the check at a restaurant. It’s a time-honored tradition that has caused countless awkward moments, passive-aggressive gestures, and outright fights among friends and family. But fear not, dear reader, for I have compiled … Continue reading
Real friends don’t lie behind your back…
…they lie to your face, so that you know they REALLY care.
Learning from your mistakes equals personal growth…
…learning from your friends’ mistakes equals better time management.
Your fans will overwhelm your senses…
…whereas your friends will put you in perspective.
Don’t think of it as turning my back on you…
…but instead, the strength for you to turn yourself around. Said every great friend never.
A large social circle surrounds you with people…
…But a small social circle surrounds you with people that you care about. And maybe, post your bail. Maybe.
Having an ego is perfectly fine…
…But have good friends to keep you from becoming an asshole.