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Wild Things: The Significance of Spirit Animals in Our Lives
So, you’ve just found out your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn? Or maybe a fierce tiger? Hold up, what does that even mean? Well, for those who believe in the power of spirit animals, these creatures symbolize traits and … Continue reading
From Meh to Yum: Mastering the Art of Sweet Potato Cooking
Are you tired of serving up sweet potatoes that are as dry as the Sahara desert? Do your friends and family politely push the orange mush around their plates, trying to mask their disappointment? Well, fear not, because you are … Continue reading
Posted in Food
Tagged advice, cooking, food, From Meh to Yum: Mastering the Art of Sweet Potato Cooking, funny, kitchen, kitchen fails, recipe, sarcastic, sweet potatoes, wisdom
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Fur-less Felines: A Laughable Paradox
Are you tired of the mundane, run-of-the-mill domesticated cats? Are you looking for something a little more…absurd? Look no further than the hairless cat. These peculiar creatures are the result of selective breeding and genetic mutations, and boy, are they … Continue reading
Posted in Informative
Tagged absurdity, advice, felines, funny, Fur-less Felines: A Laughable Paradox, hairless cats, pet, sarcastic
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DVR-mageddon: How to Escape the Black Hole of Never-Ending Recordings
Are you ready to face the truth? Your DVR has become the bane of your existence. It’s time to break up with that hunk of plastic and metal and move on to greener pastures. Why, you ask? Well, let’s dive … Continue reading
Posted in Media, Television
Tagged advice, alternatives, DVR, DVR-mageddon: How to Escape the Black Hole of Never-Ending Recordings, facts, funny, humor, sanity, sarcastic, TV, watching
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Fortuneless
Once upon a midnight dreary, As I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious Volume of forgotten lore, Suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, Rapping at my chamber door. ‘Tis but a superstition, … Continue reading
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Tagged Edgar Allan Poe, Fortuneless, Friday the 13th, funny, poem, sarcastic, superstition, wordplay
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Why Friday the 13th Shouldn’t Scare You: A Lighthearted Take on Superstition
Friday the 13th is upon us again, and for some, it’s a day filled with dread and fear. But why should we let a silly little number and day of the week hold so much power over us? Sure, some … Continue reading
Backseat Drivers: Is There a Cure and How to Survive the Ride
Are you tired of the never-ending stream of unsolicited driving advice from the backseat of your car? Do you wish there was a cure for backseat drivers? Unfortunately, it seems that this particular breed of passenger is here to stay. … Continue reading
Dealing with a Scattered Financial Advisor? Here’s How to Keep Them (and Yourself) on Track
Have you ever had a financial advisor who seems to be all over the place? Maybe they’re constantly shuffling papers, losing track of important documents, or simply failing to follow through on tasks. It can be frustrating and even stressful, … Continue reading
Merry Christmas, Now Go Back to Sleep!
Merry Christmas, now go back to sleep! That’s what the parents wish they could say, As the kids jump on the beds and shout, “It’s Christmas, let’s play!” But alas, the parents must rise, Though they’d rather just stay in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, poetry, Writing
Tagged Christmas morning, funny, holidays, humor, kids, Merry Christmas Now Go Back to Sleep!, parents, poem, relationships, rhyming, sarcastic, sleep
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The Top 5 Xmas Action Films to Watch (If You Want to Ruin Your Holidays)
Are you tired of the same old heartwarming holiday films that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Well, if you’re in the mood to mix things up and add a little bit of action to your holiday movie … Continue reading
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