Tag Archives: fashion
Mismatched
Of all secrets, one I always keep,A tale of socks, both wild and deep.Morning comes, and I must choose,Mismatched pairs, I can’t refuse. One’s striped, the other’s polka-dot,Fashion sense? I’ve lost the plot.I strut my stuff, a funny sight,In mismatched … Continue reading
Constricted
Tight pants, trantalizing tangle, Tethered tales tormenting triumph to untangle. Boundaries blurred, boldness bloom, Between constrictioning freedoms, we assume. Cloth clings, constraints, conflicting currents, Comfort compromised, confidence asserts. Symbols by struggle, conformity’s cruel call, Or a catalyst for liberation, breaking … Continue reading
Decoding Dressy-Casual: The Secret to Looking Polished Yet Relaxed
Picture this: you receive an invitation to a fancy soirĂ©e. You’re excited until you read the dreaded words, “dressy-casual attire.” Suddenly, a wave of confusion washes over you. How does one even begin to straddle the line between looking elegant … Continue reading
Mismatched
Three left shoes, oh what a treat, A trio of toes, tapping to the beat. One for the left, and two for the right, Dancing in them feels quite a sight. How did it happen, one could ponder, To end … Continue reading
Sneaker Frenzy: The Holy Grail of Designer Kicks and Why They’re Worth Every Penny!
Hey there, fashion-forward folks! Are you ready to talk about a fashion trend that’s taken the world by storm? That’s right, we’re diving into the fabulous world of designer sneakers! These beloved footwear gems have skyrocketed in popularity and are … Continue reading
The Great Bolo Tie Debate: Cowboys or Hipsters? (Spoiler Alert: It’s the Hipsters)
Welcome to the world of cowboys and their iconic fashion accessory: the bolo tie. It’s no secret that cowboys are a symbol of American culture, representing the hardworking, rugged spirit of the Wild West. But let’s be real, do they … Continue reading
Goodbye to Good Taste: The Tragic Tale of Cargo Shorts
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round and hold onto your high-waisted pants, for we are about to embark on a journey through time and questionable fashion choices. Yes, you guessed it, today we’re talking about cargo shorts. The 90s and early … Continue reading
The Boob Boom: Has the World Outgrown Big Breasts?
Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s talk about breasts. Specifically, large breasts. Have we, as a society, outgrown our liking for them? It’s a valid question, as the fashion industry seems to be promoting smaller, more athletic builds lately. We see it … Continue reading
Stubble: The Perfect Amount of Scruff or Just Laziness?
Are you tired of the clean-shaven look? Bored of your baby face? Look no further than the hotly debated trend of stubble. Some argue that a little bit of scruff adds an air of roughness and masculinity to any man’s … Continue reading
Fashion Faux Pas? No, Just Faux-tastic
Are you tired of hearing your significant other constantly second-guessing their fashion choices? Fear not, for I am here to reassure them (and you) that their unique style is something to be celebrated, not criticized. First of all, there is … Continue reading