Tag Archives: eyes

Baby, I don’t mind that you have one eye bigger than the other…

…I just wish that your crazy eye would just stop twitching at me.

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…is that you always have room for imaginary dessert.

Posted in Food, Humor, Musings, Writing | Tagged dessert, eyes, feasts, gluttony, humor, hungry, imaginary, jokes, phrases, play on words, wordplay | 1 Comment

…when I rub them for a few minutes and it already feels like a 3 day vacation.

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