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Mirthful Addictions

The morning’s mellow, a marvel takes shape,Where coffee and nicotine pair and cape.They converge with a charm, a comical cheer,In the nicotine-caffeine tango sphere. The coffee’s cauldron, the cigarette’s sway,In tandem, they twirl in the break of day.With heartbeats that … Continue reading

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Frothy

Creamy coffee, sugary swirl, Excessive crema, whimsical whirl! Overflowing cup, milky tide, Mirthful madness, mixing inside. Lost-luscious swirls, beans bound, Laughter flints, a frothy sound. Learned lesson, laced with charm, Curtail cream, keep calm, disarm!

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Brewing Obsessions

In coffee haven, where seriousness stirs, Resides a clan obsessed, espresso connoisseurs. With stoic expressions, mustaches held high, They sip their elixir, flavor gods in the sky. Espresso Eccentrics, a peculiar breed, Disdain lattes, frappuccinos and the like with heed. … Continue reading

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Decaf

Decaf, decaf, oh how ye suck, No buzz, no kick, my brain’s a muck. No more jitters, no more shakes, My coffee’s bland, my heart doth breaks. Tried to switch, I tried to cope, But now I’m stuck with duller’s … Continue reading

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Cup of Love

In the steam of coffee’s embrace, Two hearts beat in perfect pace. A warm smile, a gentle touch, In this shop, love is so much. A sip, love intensifies, Like dark coffee, bold, no disguise. Eyes meet, hearts flutter, Like … Continue reading

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Cheap and Cheerful: The Ultimate Guide to Making Great Coffee Without Breaking the Bank (and your taste buds)

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on fancy coffee shops and overpriced beans? Look no further, my caffeine-craving friends! I’ve compiled a list of 5 ways to brew delicious coffee without breaking the bank. And don’t worry, these … Continue reading

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I used to worry more about people thinking I’m weird…

…but I realized people are too self obsessed to notice anyway. Except when I spill coffee on my pants. THAT, they always notice.

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Ladies, if he makes you coffee he’s a maybe…

…If he makes you breakfast, he’s maybe ready for you to quit playing the field.

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I’m not saying you’re too fat…

…it just worries me when you get winded just drinking a cup of coffee.

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Watching hipsters order coffee…

…is like watching a gazelle trying to convince a lion not to eat them.

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