Daily Archives: November 22, 2014
There’s only 3 kinds of people that need to carry around 3 or more cellphones…
…The President of the United States, a drug cartel kingpin, and my mother.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged cartels, cellphones, douchebags, drug dealers, humor, iphones, jokes, kingpins, mothers, samsung, too much, united states president
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It’s true what they say about terrible movies…
…if we love the actors that are in them, then we will sit through anything. Even if the plot drives off the rails of implausibility, making a left turn into ridiculousness.
Posted in Humor, Movies, Musings, Writing
Tagged actors, admiration, hollywood, humor, implausibilty, jokes, journey, movies, plots, suspension of disbelief, terrible movies
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If we all have a double in this world…
…I’d hope that they’d have a better chin. Maybe less fat. And more hair. Or maybe I’m using the word “double” wrong.
I used to dread waking up early on Saturdays…
…that is, until I started working for a living and discovering that time off is not something you can afford to sleep away.
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