Monthly Archives: May 2014
Contemplating the vastness of the cosmos is easy…
…when compared to contemplating whether or not my girlfriend will get dressed and done up on time.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Romance, Writing
Tagged cosmos, girlfriends, humor, love, patience, philosophy, relativity
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The crappier the car…
…the more kickass the sound system.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged cars, humor, junks, sound, speakers, stereotypes
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If you can’t be loyal to others…
…Then don’t expect loyalty from your conscience. It’ll be the first thing to stab you in the front.
I don’t mind watching internet videos at work…
…But if my neighbor plays another “Game Of Thrones” intro vid I will go Stark on his ass.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Television, Writing
Tagged game of thrones, humor, stark, television, YouTube
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Your brain tells you the right thing to do…
…But your gut tells you what you should do.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged brain, gut, gut feeling, humor, instinct, intuition
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Sometimes choosing the smarter course…
…Is not as dumb as people are.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged clever, dumb, humor, intelligence, smart, Thoughts
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Eating a large pizza alone is depressing…
…but eating a large pizza with friends is a reason to live.
Posted in Food, Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged celebration, depressing, food, humor, pizza
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Heroes get all the glory…
…But soldiers keep your days glorious.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged honor, humor, memorial day, patriot, respect, soldiers
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I see that my first mistake was having sex…
…and the second was forgetting to invite you to join me.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged alone time, couples, humor, lovemaking, sex
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I suppose one way to tell if you’re a workaholic…
…is to see if having a full e-mail INBOX gives you an erection.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged humor, overload, productivity, stress, workaholics
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