Daily Archives: October 12, 2014
Optimus Prime transforms from a big rig truck to a giant robot…
…and Optimus Prime Rib transforms from beef into “something else” in a few hours.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged beef, disguise, humor, jokes, optimus prime, poop, prime rib, steak, transformers, wordplay
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Sometimes my girlfriend accuses me of smelling like other women…
…but then I remember that she’s imaginary, and that I live the best life EVER.
Posted in Humor, Musings, Writing
Tagged best ever, cheating, faithful, girlfriends, humor, imaginary girlfriends, infidelity, jokes, life, loyalty, relationships
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